Watch a Star Is Born Again Simpsons

May 18, 2022 Post a Comment

EABF08: A Star Is Born-Again

SEASON 14 :: 30 Quotes

Marge: Concur your horses! I was up all nighttime angling out the drawstring from your male parent's swimsuit!
Homer: It came out again!
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Ralph: I'k going to Africa! To see lions, and giraffe's, and monkey'south, and santa, and gorillas, and..
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Song: The "Jellyfish" song performed by the band at the Jellyfish festival.
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Chief Wiggum: Sarah, you're as lovely as the day I first arrested you.
Sarah: Oh Clancey!
Master: You lot know I planted that crystal just to meet y'all. I was so shy.
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Ned: Well, Sea Captain, looks like you and I are sailing solo this evening.
Sea Captain: Arrrr, you lot hitting on me? Considering I don't do that... on land.
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Marge: Poor Ned, this is his first Jellyfish festival alone.
Homer: I know! And it doesn't get whatsoever easier from here. The natural language kissing festival, sincho de ocho, the hobo oscars. Days just made for lovers. Not widowers, lovers.
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Sara Sloane: Practise y'all have any left handed eyelash curlers?
Ned: Practice I!? No... I don't. But I tin have them here past Tuesdee
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Sara: Are you for existent?
Ned: I'm as existent every bit the nose on your face up!
Sara: Aye.. real.
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Ned: :singing: Yeah I've got a engagement with a girl with no name, information technology sure feels good to be back in the game, at dessert, maybe I can ask for her name, crusade I can't, prey for her without the right name.
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Ned: I've got a date with a pic star?
Cleaner: Sure yous do. And I'm going apple tree picking with Scooby Doo.. toytoytoytoytoy.
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Ned: I demand your advice. It's about a lady.
Homer: Lemme guess... Skinner's mother!? She sure knows how to swing it.
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Ned: Why would that twinkie want to become out with a ding-dong like me?
Homer: Flemish region, I mix twinkie's and ding-dong's all the time. In Europe, they call it a Dinkie!
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Lenny: Uh, alibi me, Ms. Sloane. My I have an autograph.
Sara: Sure.
Lenny: Oh man this is going correct on Ebay. I mean my wall! Which I'll then sell on Ebay.
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Lenny: Oh, tin can I just push this plaster bandage onto one of your boobs?
Sara: Okay, now y'all are the worst.
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Ned: Rod says marco, and darnit if Todd doesn't say polo right back!
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Bart: She'due south had more stars on her than Lisa'due south homework!
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Homer: Who the hell is Mr. Flanders? Oh Flanders. :telephone rings: Yellowish! Yees, i'm Ned Flanders close personal friend. That's correct, hot n' heavy. They've never been happier. Yes, she does await pregnant. Now who might you be? A tabloid? Is that 1 of those actually strong mints? Hello? Hyellow?
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Rod and Todd: :singing: Jesus is the stone that rolls my blues away, shooby dooby, yeah, shooby dooby!
Sara: Y'all guys are jammin!
Rod: Daddy, she swore!
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Cletus: Your carpeted floor feels good on my toes.
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Ned: I haven't felt this good since we stole the 2000 election.
Homer: Hey don't blame me, I voted for the green M&1000.
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Sara: Sorry, I've constitute someone nice who doesn't talk like a freak!
Ned: Verbal-a-tickaly-tackley.
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James L. Brooks: Ned, I'm James L. Brooks
Ned: Oh, can I phone call you Jim?
James: James Fifty. Brooks is good. How 'bout some sponge cake.
Ned: Well, I can't run across the impairment.
James: With a brandy glaze! :laughs evily:
Ned: Noooooo!
James: Or perchance y'all'd similar to go to a football game.
Ned: Well..
James: We don't accept a squad!
Ned: Noooooo!
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Ned: Forgive my language but... I'g one happy camper!
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Otto: Dude, what'due south it like kissing a movie star?
Comic Book Guy: What'due south it like kissing a woman?
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Apu: Sir, would y'all ask your sweetheart to sign her autograph for me?
Ned: Well, of course.. Wait a infinitesimal, this is to adopt ii of your kids!
Apu: Oh, and then it is. I've already dumped iii on Mia Farrow. Sucker.
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Marge: At present lets become effectually the room and analyze why we didn't read information technology.
Edna: Cramps.
Agnes: All my friends are dead.
Helen: Well then, I guess it's time for margaritas.
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Sara: Well, I wish someone had read the volume since I did invite the author, Helen Fielding.
Helen: Oh never mind, every bit long as they all bought the book, I'll however get the coin. Besides, most Americans can't empathise the sophisticated subtlety of British humor. I bid you lot expert day :exits the room in Benny Hill style:
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Ned: Sweetie, that's not the kind of dress yous wearable outdoors. Or indoors. Or in a dirty dream.
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Ned: This is quite a dill-diddly-emma. Better talk this over with the big homo.. Homer. Sara wants us to have s due east x!
Homer: Stupid Flanders, I'm not giving yous whatever of my secret moves.
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Reporter: Screen siren Sara Sloane shocked tinsel town last nighttime with a midnight marriage to Gossford Park megahunk, Bob Balaban. This was followed three hours later by a quickee divorve.
Ned: I bet we would have lasted twice that long.
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